Proving Americans are Stupid, One Article at a Time

Actress Rachel Weisz gives birth to controversy by saying it's fine to have the occasional glass of wine during pregnancy. A doctor at St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital in New York blasts Weisz for making this comment as the public might "not understand the concept of moderation."

Mohhhhh-deerrrrhhh-aye-tion? I, like, think I've heard that word before...I, uh, think it means, like, no keg-stands because you'll have trouble finding people to hoist your fat pregnancy self up.

Rach, go back to London, clearly we don't understand moderation, so stop confusing us with your weisz-ass comments.