Food for Thought

First it was sinnister spinach, then we were taunted by tomatoes, now the deadly green onions are terrorizing America. How are we supposed to get Iraq under control, when we don't even have the government man-power to take down a few unarmed vegtables?

So here's the food for thought. Maybe we should ship our produce to Iraq, because everyone knows how hard it is to organize suicide bomb missions when your pooping blood.