News With a Fuse

April 28, 2009


A trend catching on is facials made from nightingale bird droppings. It gives a whole new meaning to the term shitfaced...

It originated in Japan, so if you can't afford to get shitfaced with a facial, you can order a can from Japan and get shitcanned:

Who comes up with this shit? Literally! Was an aging Geisha sitting in her garden sipping green tea, enjoying the mountain breeze and had the thought, "The skin on the but of that nightingale is so soft, so supple, so firm. I wonder..."

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