News With a Fuse

April 28, 2009

Nightingsmell

A trend catching on is facials made from nightingale bird droppings. It gives a whole new meaning to the term shitfaced...

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/07/02/pl.birdpoofacial/index.html

It originated in Japan, so if you can't afford to get shitfaced with a facial, you can order a can from Japan and get shitcanned:

http://chidoriyaworld.stores.yahoo.net/nigdrop.html

Who comes up with this shit? Literally! Was an aging Geisha sitting in her garden sipping green tea, enjoying the mountain breeze and had the thought, "The skin on the but of that nightingale is so soft, so supple, so firm. I wonder..."

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