News With a Fuse

January 31, 2008

The Eyes Have It

Researchers at University of Copenhagen have concluded that all blue-eyed people share a common ancestor, a single person who mutated the brown-eyed gene.

So, if you have blue eyes, next time you’re affectionately looking into the eyes of your blue-eyed lover, just remember…you’re related! Yep, yer kissin’ cousins, sicko! And not only are you related, but you’re related with a mutant defect!

Now, before you go breaking up with your ancestral sibling, take it with a grain of salt, it was reported by Fox News, after all:,2933,327070,00.html

*Even odder than this article - every time I searched google images for "blue-eyed neanderthal" or "blue-eyed cave man" it pulled up a picture of Jerry Seinfeld.

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