Coke is Dope, but the Vac is Crack!

A couple of researchers in Houston are working on a first-ever cocaine vaccine. It's not all smoke and mirrors, but a legit study at Baylor College of Medicine.

I'm no scientist, but I thought vaccinations were used prior to getting a disease or problem?

I guess it's for if you have a child, and you notice he stares just a little too long at his mobile, or maybe he's a bit shadey on the playground, hangs out with the dodgy kids, low-rides his elastic waist jeans to show a little of his pampers for street cred, or maybe he chills with K-Fed's kids...and you know which road he's going down. Time for the coke vac. Or maybe you bust a family member with pot, and it's time to cut them off at the gateway pass with the crack vac.

And what about all the people out there who tried pot and never got past the gateway? What a bunch of disappointments, not living up to their full drug potential. Now they can do the crack vac, then reach their career highs.

I love a story with a happy ending.