News With a Fuse

September 27, 2007

War on Weather

Bush now has to acknowledge Global Warming without using the phrase “Global Warming.”

Since Bush refuses to use the word Global Warming, his PR team instead came up with the subdued phrase “Climate Change.” Other terms that were considered were “War on Weather” and “Freedom Weather” and “The We-went-to-war-for-oil-we-can’t-use Conflict”

Bush doesn’t want to address global warming because it’s a costly problem. He figures it’s much cheaper to lose 1/5 of our landmass.

Scientists are meeting in Paris to decide how severe global warming will be – but of course the decision won’t be recognized stateside because it came from France!