The Skinny on Nicole Richie

The 85 lbs. celebrity, Nicole Richie was served with a DUI after driving the wrong way down a freeway. She volunteered the information that she had smoked marijuana and taken Vicodin prior to driving.

Initially, cops suspected her of drinking and driving, to which she accidentally refuted, “drinking, no way! That has calories. Calories are for losers! But Vicadin and pot are Fat Free. Oops. I mean, uh…”